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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via planetsoda)

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merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

(via holmesfan)

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Comic Con:knock knock
Me:who's there
Comic Con:not you lol
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rrrramsey:

californhia:

beau-ner-bennett:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I don’t get it

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

you have got to be fucking kidding me

rrrramsey:

californhia:

beau-ner-bennett:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I don’t get it

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

you have got to be fucking kidding me

(via mightbethejoker)

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via otherwindow)

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via harvestmonster)

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mcfuriou:

shannonontheorange:

bibucks:

The Invisible War 

  • Since 2006, more than 95,000 service members have been sexually assaulted in the U.S. military
  • More than 86% of service members do not report their assault
  • Less than five percent of all sexual assaults are put forward for prosecution, and less than a third of those cases result in imprisonment

this documentary is so important

You wanna know what’s really fucked up? We had to watch this documentary, my entire battalion at once, and everyone around me made jokes the whole time. Laughed at the male survivors, gauged the “rapeability” of the female survivors. Saying, “who would ever rape a fat girl?” I was shaking with anger, I was fucking furious. But I tried to calmly explain to them that rape is about power and violence, sexual desire is irrelevant. I was laughed at, my voice was squelched amongst the ignorance. The battalion executive officer got up and told us all that maybe if female soldiers had just said “no” more forcefully, none of this would have happened. The sergeant major got up and said, “don’t think of females in our unit as ‘women’, just think of them like they’re our little sisters we have to protect.” So before anyone tries to praise the United States military for attempting to raise awareness, I want you to think about that. Think about what our senior leadership says, and the message that sends to their subordinates. Think of that before you call us fucking heroes. I’ve been in for four years and have three months left, and in all that time I’ve met perhaps two soldiers that weren’t sexist, homophobic dudebros.

(via otherwindow)

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returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

(Source: zerostatereflex, via rosiedoll)

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hwoaarang:

major turn offs

  • timed missions
  • manual save points
  • chase sequences

(via godkun)

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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