do you ever just
this is like one of my favorite things ever on the internet
(via i-am-the-dark-lord-lucifer)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: rustlecrowe, via i-am-the-dark-lord-lucifer)
THE ONLY ONE OF THESE I WILL REBLOG
(Source: splashmama, via harvestmonster)
this will never not be hilarious to me
(Source: daddog, via openlyreggae)
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
for an audition for an orchestra i have tomorrow i have to play four excerpts and two of them are so fast i have to wear a sports bra when i play them
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
(via i-am-the-dark-lord-lucifer)
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
(via raisinbagels)
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
(via harvestmonster)
